The first car your brilliant father sold cost $320. Agatha Trunchbull: Not a dot did I stray from the plot. Zinnia Wormwood: [She holds her hand out to MATILDA, who takes it.] It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. MRS WORMWOOD That's not right. Extra strong. Oh, no, you are not "full". "But we do not have the one thing in the world we want most.". She stands paralyzed in fear. You will be put away in a place where not even the crows can land their droppings on you! My daddy says I should learn to shut my pie-hole. Trunchbull: . I think I'm gonna keep this on. What is it? Agatha Trunchbull: The more you'll just look like a fool. MR WORMWOOD takes a mirror that MRS WORMWOOD brandishes. . Give my little bumblebee her house and her money. But there was no sign of the Acrobat, and no glimpse at all of her shiny white scarf. Look at these trophies. I'm the best! 3. Would you like some milk? And for the good of those - PUTRESCENT LITTLE CHILDREN! But the thing was, I was having a lot of trouble with my belly. Come in, come in, whoever you are. Have a marshmallow. The school bell rings and all the children march out. Spangly ribbons are strung across the stage. Hello! I like a joke as well as the next fat person! The time has come to put that tumbly-tum to use. MISS TRUNCHBULL Dad too. . [She exits down the steps and stops behind the first portion of the audience.] Take hints from the ideas to charm and impress her with your words during your first meeting. MISS HONEY hurries to pull the cap from NIGEL's mouth. It was the biggest burp I had ever heard, the biggest burp I had ever heard about. Chew your food; you're an animal! Knock on the door, Jenny. Yes, sir. Amanda Thripp: [Matilda arrives home from school late at night after Bruce Bogtrotter's encounter with the Trunchbull] MISS TRUNCHBULL [into recorder] Bunch of hippies and cesspool salesmen, ha ha ha ha Jenny: My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. Loud, loud, loud, loud! DOCTOR Yes! Of course they didn't believe me: I've got green hair! I'm fed up with all this reading! So innocent I (R) asked a thousand questions, MR WORMWOOD, towel wrapped about his shoulder, enters the bathroom with MICHAEL. Don't put honey on your brother. . Narrator: MICHAEL gets up and MR WORMWOOD sits down on his recliner. Desks rise from the ground and a blackboard makes its way from the back of the stage. MISS TRUNCHBULL The kind with food and teeny-weeny cockroaches. The less you have to say, the louder you yell it. and . And worst of all, when the girl was five, her father died. [She flicks on the light of the vanity in her parent's bathroom, which has risen from the stage. MRS PHELPS Bye-bye, sir. That I treated the rules with casual disdain? Sit down. CHILDREN and COUPLES arrange themselves behind it. When she was just two years old, her mother died. Harry Wormwood: MRS WORMWOOD walks out from behind the curtain, heavily pregnant. This miracle . 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Harry Wormwood: MR WORMWOOD Parents wheeling strollers enter alongside their CHILDREN. MR WORMWOOD Zinnia Wormwood: Wonderful. MISS HONEY Matilda: FBI Agent Bob: In the slip of a bolt, there's a tiny revolt. MISS TRUNCHBULL grimaces as the purple spotlight leaves her. Connections You gotta be loud! That's not fair at all! MATILDA . Harry Wormwood: MATILDA But if I try I can remeMber, Good morning, children! Get the hell outta here! Even time loves us.". The CHILDREN reach out from behind the gate as the BIG KIDS carry them away. I love books. Every new life MATILDA enters from her bedroom. MRS WORMWOOD Oh, my undercarriage doesn't feel quite normal. 4. A DOCTOR enters. MRS WORMWOOD has her leg raised up and RUDOLPHO is holding it against his back. guy . MATILDA Jenny: MR WORMWOODOh, my good Lord. Brand new stock, sir! That lady? You'll fit it in. In business, son, a man's hair is his greatest asset. Leave it alone, Jenny. I've got a whole house to look after! Matilda Wormwood! Four times two is eight. Agatha Trunchbull: This means that pick-up lines are all about first impressions. MISS TRUNCHBULL grabs AMANDA by the pigtails and swings her around and around. The teacher's clearly falling short. Who you been talking to? Don't waste this. Matilda: An audience cheers. What? Russian businessmen: very, very stupid! "We have everything that the world has to offer," said the wife. The room freezes as MISS TRUNCHBULL starts to write the word "GUILTY" on the board. What am I? MRS PHELPS As a chalked up my palms, did I wave my hands? She seems not to know that she's special at all. That's all right, Jenny. MISS HONEY steps away from MATILDA as MISS TRUNCHBULL enters by the blackboard. Ah-ah-aah-ah 'Cause your life as you know it is "aitcH"-ent history. RUDOLPHO MR WORMWOOD tickles him and MICHAEL laughs suddenly, then falls back into his normal dull expression. Sign in|Recent Site Activity|Report Abuse|Print Page|Powered By Google Sites. Crazy Credits . 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